You all know of those cute little easter treats called peeps, the ones that are basically just molded marshmallows shaped like little chicks and covered in some sort of sprinkles.
Well, apparently some people like to kill these peeps, I have seen the deaths of many peeps throughout my life but nothing so terrible as what I am about to tell you. Most people prefer to kill the peeps by eating them, whether in one bite or bit by bit. This is all nothing compared to how my father killed the peeps. He didn't even eat them at all. He hung them, mostly by their tails.



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